One day a poor student walked in a town. He didn’t have anything to eat for several days and he was very hungry. But when he saw a man selling steamed bread (馒头 ), he let out a scream (大叫一声 ) and fell (倒 ) to the ground. When the man asked the student what was the matter, the student answered, “I don’t like steamed bread. Whenever (无论何时) Ｉsee them , I feel ill and can’t eat .”

The man then wanted to play a joke on the student. He put ten steamed bread in a room and then put the student in it. After a short time, the man opened the door of the room. H e was surprised to find that the student ate all the steamed bread. The student explained, “For some strange reason, I suddenly find that I like steamed bread.” 

The man was angry that the student had fooled ( ) him. He asked what other things he did not like to eat. “Oh, I like everything,” answered the student. “But at the moment I don’t like to drink two cups of good strong tea!”

1.The student was very hungry because ___________.

2.The man wanted to _______ the student .

3.The man was surprised to find the student ate  _______steamed bread .

4.In fact, ___________.

5.The student  ___________.

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   Mike was a little boy. One day he went with his father to a small town to  1  his grandparents. 2 the train, Mike put his head out of the window every minute. His father said “Mike,be careful!    3  put your head out of the window!” But Mike didn’t hear his father and went on putting his head out of the window. His father could do  4  .

   Then Mike’s father wanted to play a joke on his son. He took Mike’s cap quickly, hid it  5  his back and  6  “You see, your cap has flown away.” Mike touched his head and it was really gone. The boy looked  7  and then began to cry. He wanted to get his cap back.

 “Don’t worry, son.”said his father. “I have a good way to get your cap back.”

 “  8  can you get it back?” asked Mike in surprise.

His father said,“Close your eyes and whistle(吹口哨)once, and maybe your cap will come back.” Mike came up to the window, close his eyes and whistled. Just at that moment, his father quickly put the cap on his son’s head.

   “Oh! It was  9   !” Mike laughed. He was pleased, then he quickly took his father’s cap and   10  it out of the window. “Now it is your turn to whistle ,Dad!” He said happily.

1.A. look  B. see       C. watch  D. read

2.A. At      B. To         C. For        D. On

3.A. Don’t     B. Not       C. No        D. why

4.A. something         Banything         C nothing D. everything

5.A. before       B. behind C. after    D. in front of

6.A. spoken      B. talked  C. said      D. say

7..A. worried   B. interesting  C. happy  D. excited

8.A. Why  B. How     C. What   D. When

9.A. lovely         B. bad       C. wonderful    D. easy

10.A.threw       B. brought        C. got       D. sent

An old woman walked into a clothes shop. She asked the salesgirl to let her have a look at a new dress on display, but the girl stood still behind the counter, taking no notice of the request.
The old woman spoke to the girl again, raising her voice a bit, but still received no answer. The old woman looked closely at the girl and nodded to her, "I am too old to see well." I can't even tell a plastic (塑料的) model from a real girl."
On hearing this, the salesgirl shouted at the old woman, " What? Did you call me a plastic model?"
The old woman was greatly surprised. "On, dear me," she said. "The model can speak. Then it must be a robot of a new type."
【小题1】The old woman wanted ______in the clothes shop.

When I was young,I liked to play jokes on people I knew,especially on my parents and friedns.One day my mother was   46  and I was playing with my younger brother Tony.
Suddenly I ran to my mother and said,“Tony fell from the open window!”She was very   47  and ran out of the kitchen.Then I said,“Don’t worry,I’m just   48 .”And my mother shouted at me,“If you do it   49 ,I’ll hit you.”
One day I went swimming with my   50  in the sea.I wanted to play a joke on them.In the beginning,I went swimming   51 ,and I called out,“Help!”All my friends came to help me,only to   52  that I was joking.But the next time I wasn’t joking.I was so   53  that I swam in deep water. I tried my best to call my frineds for help,but this time nobody came to help me.
  54  ,They found I was telling the truth.They came and saved my life.They took me to the hospital.This is the best   55  in my life.From then on,I haven’t joked on anyone.