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You Don’t Know How to Eat It

A foolish man went to a butcher's(屠夫)shop to buy a piece of meat．As he did not know how to cook meat, he asked the butcher to tell him the way of cooking it．The butcher told him how to cook it．“But I cannot remember your words,”the foolish man said,“Would you please write them down for me?”The butcher was kind enough to write them down for him．The man went home happily with a piece of meat in his hand and the note in his pocket．A dog followed him on the way．It jumped at him, took the meat away from him and ran off．The foolish man stood there not knowing what to do．Then he laughed and said,“Never mind．You don't know how to eat it．The note is still in my pocket．”

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I don’t like waiting in line when a salesperson 　　1　　 a long telephone conversation．When that happens, I usually say, “Would you mind 　　2　　 me?” And I don’t like it when salespersons follow me around．Then I say, “ Could you please 　　3　　 follow me around?I’ll ask you 　　4　　 I need some help．” Usually the salespersons say they 　　5　　 sorry, but sometimes they get mad．If that happens, I won’t go back to that store again．I get annoyed when someone talks to me 　　6　　 I ’m reading．This happens 　　7　　 me all the time in the school library．When it happens, I usually talk to the person because I want to be polite．But because I’m polite, People don’ t know I’m 　　8　　．So they do the 　　9　　 thing again．Perhaps in the future I should try not 　　10　　 so polite．

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