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阅读理解
I belong to that group of people known as wives.I am a wife.And, not altogether incidentally, I am a mother.
Not too long ago a male friend of mine appeared on the scene fresh from a divorce.He had one child, who is, of course, with his ex-wife.He is obviously looking for another wife.As I thought about him while I was cooking one evening, it suddenly occurred to me that I, too, would like to have a wife.Why do I want a wife?
I would like to go back to school so that I can become economically independent, support myself, and, if need be, support those dependent upon me.I want a wife who will work and send me to school.And while I am going to school I want a wife to take care of my children.I want a wife to keep informed of the children's doctor appointments.And to keep informed of mine, too.I want a wife to make sure my children eat properly and are kept clean.
I want a wife who will wash the children's clothes and keep them mended.I want a wife who arranges for their schooling, makes sure that they have an adequate(足够的)social life with their peers(同伴),takes them to the park, the zoo, etc.
I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs.I want a wife who will keep my house clean.I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in their proper place so that I can find what I need that minute I need it.I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook.I want a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals, serve them pleasantly, and then do the washing up while I do my studying.I want a wife who will care for me while I am sick and sympathize(show the feeling of pity)with my pain and loss of time from school.I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that someone can continue to care for me and my children when I need a rest and change of scene.
If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already have, I want the freedom to replace my present wife with another one.Naturally, I will expect a fresh, new life; My wife will take the children and be only responsible for them so that I am left free.
When I am through with school and have a job, I want my wife to give up working and remain at home so that my wife can more fully and completely take care of a wife's duties.
My God, who wouldn't want a wife?
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